Monday, August 08, 2005
The Pentagon is apparently planning to send more troops to Iraq. I was wondering where in the hell they would get more troops from right now. Then I realized... my god! They're putting the Salvation Army into active duty! They'll be over there in a month, selling the Iraqis couches that smell like urine and fighting them with second-hand weapons and stuffed animals. It will be a massacre.
Posted by Rufus at 3:14 PM