Tennessee- An evolutionary mistake?

I guess this is good news...

A county in Tennessee has decided not to ban homosexuals by law after all.

Yep, that's where we're at right now. Not banning human beings is now the good news.

No, no. It was just a joke, see? They wanted to trick us into thinking that they were a county of assholes. Actually, they're not really vicious halfwits...

I mean, of course, they'll allow gays to live there, and you know sit down at the same table for whiskey and squirrel with them, provided they can pass one test- they must not weigh more than a duck... for then they would be made of wood... and therefore?

A witch! A witch!