Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Adverts

More television ads for higher education:

"The unambiguous message: Higher education serves an important societal role by providing a knowledgeable work force capable of innovation."

So, that's good! The public loves an innovative work force. Hopefully, they'll not find out about those of us reading Plato on the clock. Now, here's an ad I would love to see:

"Reading Emily Dickinson will enrich your life, but never your bank account. On the other hand, you'll most likely never get paid to fall in love, walk in a park, eat ice cream, or recieve oral sex either. Are you complaining?"

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