Overheard in the Library

Frat boy to two girls: (In a derisive tone that can only be described as expressing ''those stupid books think they're so smart''.) You know what I love about the library? The fuckin' crazy titles these books have. Look it! This one is called ''Whichever Way the Wind Blows''- dude, that's a Creed lyric! Here's one called ''What Goes Up''- dude, that's a fuckin' Tom Petty song! (chuckles to himself at all those crazy, crazy books.)