Parachuting With Satan

From the Fatwas Say the Darndest Things Department:
"I can assure you neither of us meant any harm to cultural or societal norms. It is not un-Islamic or unpatriotic to jump from a plane with a parachute, as the clerics have indicated in their fatwa."
-Pakistan Tourism Minister Nilofar Bakhtiar, who had to quit her job after she recieved a fatwa for skydiving and hugging her trainer in Paris.