Tuesday, January 31, 2006
State of the Union
Tonight, in his State of the Union plea, the President is planning to say that "America is addicted to oil". In response, America is planning to yell, "Don't judge me, man! I can quit any time that I want! I just don't want to!" before storming off and kicking a hole in the drywall.
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He mentioned funding for research in alternative forms of energy, but there was no mention of *reducing* consumption. 'cause that would be downright un-American.
I thought it was funny that the government has already said that the thing about cutting imports from the Middle East... probably not going to happen.
The consumption thing is weird- we're encouraged to buy and buy and buy and feel guilty about being so spoiled and then soothe the guilt by buying more. Otherwise, don't worry- Daddy will take care of everything.
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