Kinky Friedman, the famous mystery novelist, humorist, country singer and um, "Texas Jewboy" is running for the Governor of that fair state. No doubt there will be jokes about the Governatorstein, but he's a quick wit and a bright guy to boot. When asked why he's running, Friedman responded "How hard can it be?"
Not to influence an election, but to those Texans out there, in panties or otherwise, please oh God please vote for Kinky Friedman!!