Wednesday, April 18, 2007

The Fred Phelps Drinking Game

Okay, this is completely inappropriate, but that's never stopped me before...

Has anyone watched the BBC documentary on the Westborro Baptist Church? It's hosted by the great Louis Theroux and is here on you tube. Of course, it's infuriating, and the Phelps clan are disgusting yokels, but... well, while watching it, all I could think of was what a good drinking game it would make! You could take the documentary, or any interview with the Phelps Church members really, and whenever they use the word 'fag', you could take a drink, preferably of a cosmopolitan. It's like all they frickin' say!! I mean, look, there's no reason to take these people seriously, even if to seriously hate them. They're cultish mutants. Besides, I think it's psychologically healthy to just stop taking mutants seriously. I have a dream of 100 gays and lesbians, all in drag, following the Phelps weirdos around and taking shots of hootch whenever they say anything! Does anybody else see that?

So, let's mix the martinis!

Update- Claire and Hiromi may drink Bubble Tea, if they'd like.


gregvw said...

I guess that taking a shot is more convenient and faster, but it would be funnier instead to preform a graphic sex act on someone the same gender as yourself . Ok. Now I'm going to have nightmares about a felching drinking game.

Rufus said...

I'm imagining that it might actually kill the Phlepses. Actually, I imagine that, at one point, the Phelps daughters are going to get horny for the first time and their little heads will explode.

gregvw said...

Do I detect a Phelps-themed Aristocrats joke fomenting?

Rufus said...

It's too bad you couldn't get them up on stage for a comedy routine of some sort. They would seem to make the perfect straight man... so to speak.

Comedian: So, Phelpsy, do you know who was on first base?

Fred Phelps: God hates fags!

Comedian: Noooo... it was Who.

Fred Phelps: God hates fags!

Comedian: Ah yes, but you know Phelpsy the irony is that, while God hates fags, he loves cock.