Okay, this is completely inappropriate, but that's never stopped me before...
Has anyone watched the BBC documentary on the Westborro Baptist Church? It's hosted by the great Louis Theroux and is here on you tube. Of course, it's infuriating, and the Phelps clan are disgusting yokels, but... well, while watching it, all I could think of was what a good drinking game it would make! You could take the documentary, or any interview with the Phelps Church members really, and whenever they use the word 'fag', you could take a drink, preferably of a cosmopolitan. It's like all they frickin' say!! I mean, look, there's no reason to take these people seriously, even if to seriously hate them. They're cultish mutants. Besides, I think it's psychologically healthy to just stop taking mutants seriously. I have a dream of 100 gays and lesbians, all in drag, following the Phelps weirdos around and taking shots of hootch whenever they say anything! Does anybody else see that?
So, let's mix the martinis!
Update- Claire and Hiromi may drink Bubble Tea, if they'd like.