Wednesday, August 20, 2008

None of the Above

Bad news for evildoers (real or imagined) everywhere- John McCain has opened up a five point lead over Barack Obama in the race for the White House. Honestly, every article I read about the race talks about Obama, Obama's campaign ads talk about Obama, and McCain's ads are all bitchy griping about Obama- have you heard that he's a celebrity?

Do we seriously have to wait until John McCain becomes President to get the slightest idea of what a McCain presidency might entail? Is he just like the default candidate now?


Holly said...

What makes you think you haven't seen exactly what kind of president he'd be? There'd be hand-waving, and hey-look-over-there!, and posing with the stars and stripes, and did-you-know-I-was-a-POW? and he'll occasionally perform a well-written speech and then sign on the dotted line for whatever policy his favorite adviser puts under his pen.

rufus said...

I was hoping for a few new military stand offs.

Holly said...

An employer once told me to hope in one hand and shit in the other and clasp the two hands together, and see whatcha get.

(He wasn't the best employer I ever had, but he did make me laugh.)