Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Evolution has won out in Kansas, yet again, and will continue to be taught in the state's high schools. Any resident of Kansas currently living in a tree will be required by law to come down.

Sadly though, in states where evolution has been outlawed, state citizens will be required to begin walking on all fours immediately, if they aren't already.
And, across the country, cavemen are still trapped in a world where they don't belong.


Librocrat said...

I wonder if Dinosaurs are a liberal conspiracy too.

claire said...

I don't know. Apparently, the heliocentric model of the universe is though.