Monday, August 28, 2006

The zzzzzzz....

Is the Bush Doctrine dead? Norman Podhoretz says "No freakin' way, dude!" and then quotes Mark Twain's painfully over-quoted line about his own death being greatly exaggerated. If you remember, the Bush Doctrine states:

"Any nation seeking to fight Islamo-atomic-evil-fascist-terrorismo-mambo-Italiano-expialadocious will be rewarded with an all-you-can-eat coupon redeemable at any Sizzler's Steak House from now until freakin' forever!"

So, on and on he goes about how great the Bush Doctrine is, and how people misunderstood the Truman Doctrine in its time, and when we realize how wrong we've been we are going to feel so stupid, but by that point it will be too late; we'll have broken Bush's heart. Ugh! Is it just me, or is this whole issue getting to be painfully boring?

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