So, here's an article about some idiot in South Carolina who wants to ban sex toys. Apparently, these laws are common in the South, but this one seems likely to fail. I think these laws appeal to the sort of people who subconsciously believe that anyone who denies them any sort of pleasure must be an expert.
Anyway, because I am childish, here are the parts of the article that made me snicker like Beavis and Butthead:
"The people who are riding us so hard are probably..."
"banning their sale is a backdoor attempt to discourage..."