Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Dildoes, and the Sex Toys That They Hate

So, here's an article about some idiot in South Carolina who wants to ban sex toys. Apparently, these laws are common in the South, but this one seems likely to fail. I think these laws appeal to the sort of people who subconsciously believe that anyone who denies them any sort of pleasure must be an expert.

Anyway, because I am childish, here are the parts of the article that made me snicker like Beavis and Butthead:

"The people who are riding us so hard are probably..."

"banning their sale is a backdoor attempt to discourage..."



Hiromi said...

Are they gonna outlaw cucumbers,too?

Rufus said...

Right. In the state of Tennesse, you can be in a pickle, but not vice-versa!

texacaligal said...

When are they going to start covering the legs of furniture, outlawing shower heads, vibrating cell phones, women named Dolores, etc?