Monday, October 23, 2006

Pink Flamingone

A moment of silence, please.

Union Products of Leominster, Mass. has stopped manufacturing the Pink plastic lawn flamingo.

Trailer parks across the nation will be flying their flags at half-mast today. John Waters will be put on suicide watch. All of Baltimore, in fact, will be drunk tonight, although that's nothing special.

Pink plastic lawn flamingo, we hardly knew ye.

2 comments:

Jen P. said...

How sad! I distinctly remember having those on my lawn when I was a kid. They are great!

Rufus said...

Well, happily, the lawn gnomes are safe.