Thursday, September 27, 2007

Foot in Mouth

Probably as embarassing as accidentally selling your amateur porn at a yard sale- a man in North Carolina accidentally sold a meat smoker with his amputated leg inside. The man lost the leg in a plane crash and kept it, according to his mother, “for religious reasons” she doesn’t know much about. Well, of course. It's very private. Part of his 'hop with God'. Probably going to put it under his pillow for the Leg Fairy. Anyway, some fellow bought the smoker and realized that something was awry, particularly as the leg hadn't been seasoned in any way. Now he is returning the leg to its rightful owner, who presumably will be keeping it in the fridge in the future.

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